Jake and Gizmo: Wonder Twin Puppies

They are neither wonders nor twins. Discuss.

I thought you said he was a "killer" dog. You lied!

Well, I did stretch the truth a little. As you can see, he's not a "killer", but is indeed a dog. He can, however, cause a nasty flesh wound in the crotch area when provoked.

That's a funny looking dog, I hope you didn't pay a lot of money for him.

Jake is a mutt, but the son of two pure bred (different breeds) parents. His whole litter was uncontrolable and some were even put to sleep. Massive doses of valium (for us :)) have helped.

What kind of person has a special page for his dog?

A moron like me I guess. He's really a good boy though. If you rob our house, try to remember to leave him an Alpo treat when you're done.

What's that?

That's Gizmo, our latest pet addition to the family. He's a goof, but lovable.