| Date(s)/Time(s) |
Event/Description |
Saturday, June 30th
12:00PM |
Our glorious annual pig roast
Come enjoy the roasted goodness of our blessed swine in Barry Park. Every year, the faithful gather to eagerly stuff themselves with fistfuls of its delicate flesh, along with a variety of other delicacies. There is nothing like it. Even the eastertime ham dinner pales in comparison. Everyone loves the richness of pork. Bring your friends.
Where: We will be meeting at
Barry Park
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Saturday, August 4th
10:00AM |
Attica Rodeo
Hey Y'all. Come with us on a fabulous trip to the Attica Rodeo. Watch mankind rule over the beasts of the earth, though perhaps not exactly as specified in Genesis... Price TBD.
Where: We will be meeting at
UCF's church on Westcott Street
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Sunday, September 2nd
1:00PM |
Fabulous Fall (Labor Day's Eve) Picnic
Celebrate the coming fall season with us on Labor Day's Eve. Delight with us in the morsels of roasted flesh rescued from the hot coals, much like we were rescued from Hell.
Where: We will be meeting at
Mill Run Park
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Saturday, October 13th
10:00AM |
Apple Picking
Sick of getting your fruit from a supermarket? Want to see if apples really don't fall far from the tree? Looking for something to do on a saturday and really don't care what it is? Either way, you're bound to have fun if you head out to Lafayette with us to harvest the apple trees. A proud Christian tradition since Eve had a chat with that snake...
Where: We will be meeting at
UCF's church on Westcott Street
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Sunday, November 18th
12:30PM |
Thanksgiving Dinner
Before you get your calendars out to
yell at us, we know this isn't actually
thanksgiving day. But we figured this
was the best way we could all enjoy
a thanksgiving dinner together as a
family without the whole church showing
up to some unsuspecting person's house
on thanksgiving day. Come and stuff
yourself with foods you can't recognize
and endless piles of freshly cooked
turkey.
Where: We will be meeting at
UCF's church on Westcott Street
|
Thursday, November 22nd
10:00AM |
Our annual Thanksgiving service.
What holiday would be complete without, well, us? The turkey is not going anywhere thawing in the sink, so you might as well do something with your morning. Come on out!
Where: We will be meeting at
UCF's church on Westcott Street
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Saturday, December 8th
10:00AM |
Christmas shopping at the outlet mall.
Are your friends and relatives sick of getting toothbrushes from the drug store that you bought on christmas even because you forgot to schedule a day to buy them their trinkets? Let us help. Come to the outlet mall with us and buy your christmas cheer at great discount prices. Or hang out in the food court and watch all of the strange people at the outlet mall.
Where: We will be meeting at
UCF's church on Westcott Street
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